特此缅怀我可爱的住宿生活

某位生活老师被我们称呼为“电门”,特此改编Taylor Swift的《Hey Stephen》歌词作为告别礼物送给我可爱的室友们以及那间储存了我半年来明媚忧伤心情的2412寝室,纪念带给我们无比伤脑筋困苦的生活老师,老师们,愿你们永葆苍老,继续发扬“四个脑残”精神。以上。

Pipi--《嘿,死电门》
改编自Taylor Swift《Hey Stephen》(是的这是谐音)

hey 死电门, i know looks can be so awful
but i know i saw a shining shit in you
as we walked you were complaining
and i said nothing because I wanted to shut you up
of all the roommates tossing rocks at your window
i'll be the one waiting there and laugh on you
hey 死电门, old woman you might have me believing
that i don't always have to face anything alone.

cause i can't help us if you look like much bitch
can't help i if i wanna throw you far away so
come control this pollution ive been feeling since i met you
can't help it if there's all 死电门
you have to go kicking the bucket

hey 死电门, i've been holding back this feeling
so i've got some things to shout to you
i couldn't stand it all so i thought
but i never seen anyone performed like you do
when you walk, when you walk, when you say my name
it's bed, even worse, don't you ever change
hey 死电门, why are students always escape from you
i think i finally found the reason

cause i can't help us if you look like much bitch
can't help i if i wanna throw you far away so
come control this pollution ive been feeling since i met you
can't help it if there's all 死电门
you have to go kicking the bucket

they're dimming the street lights
you're the worst I've ever seen why aren you here tonight?
i'm waiting roommates now
so run away and don't be close to me
yes, yes, yes

hey stephen i could give you 6918(……) reasons
why we hate you so much
all those other students, well they are not brave
but they would push you away

cause i can't help us if you look like much bitch
can't help i if i wanna throw you far away so
come control this pollution ive been feeling since i met you
can't help it if there's all 死电门
you have to go kicking the bucket

you have to go kicking the bucket……

完满。

语法错误也许有,词汇错误也许有。亲爱的Taylor我爱你可是请允许我借用歌词脚本,还有室友们我即将永别宿舍但我仍然会与你们在一起,这首歌谨献给知晓电门有多猥琐的所有同学。谢谢。

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